Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Tuesday, Mar. 15


Word of the day: etiolate : to deprive of sunlight, vigor; to make weak, pale, sickly

Well, the stay-cation is almost over. It's been a bundle of fun. Gabriel has been flat-out weird, in the sense that his naps are all over the map. We've played games, read, taken Gabriel to the mall, had an amazing date (dinner at Bravo Italiano being the highlight) and seen some first- rate movies.

Unknown was a full-barreled blast, with plenty of ingenious twists, another solid action turn from Liam Nesson, and some pungently seedy location work in Berlin.

The Greatest was a finely-tuned gem, with attention to detail and scenes so poignant and raw in their anguish that it's advisable to look away from the screen. Carey Mulligan, Pierce Brosnan, and Susan Sarandon are at the top of their games, and Johnny Simmons as the left-behind younger brother is equally affecting.

Life as We Know It, like almost every other Katherine Heigl film, received some below average reviews, but it's a poignant pleaser, often very funny. Shot in Atlanta and directed by Greg Berlanti (creator of the WB's marvelous Everwood), the film forgoes sitcom-tidiness, pat, predictable characterizations. It's a little more gnarled, idiosyncratic than what's to be expected. Heigl and Josh Duhamel are very charming.

Heartbreaker is a funny, likable French film with the charismatic Romain Duris as a stud whose job it is to break up relationships. Two guesses as to what happens when he finds his latest assignment is to sever the union between a beauty (Vanessa Paradis, lovely, barely withstanding a distractingly huge gap in her teeth) and her flawless British husband. Any film that features both a Monte Carlo setting and not one or two but three scenes of Duris aping the climactic number to Dirty Dancing has at least two things going for it.

Today's name-the-star quiz: Valentine's Day, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys, The Golden Compass, P.S. I Love You, Rumor Has It, Bee Movie, Fred Claus, Little Black Book, Around the World in 80 Days, Failure to Launch, American Outlaws, Dragonfly, Rat Race, The Waterboy, North, Dick Tracy. One Oscar. Two additional nominations. Hugely likable, versatile, stage and TV performer. Name him/her.
(By the way, the previous quiz's answer is Julianne Moore.)

Looking at the NCAA tournament brackets, I am at a loss as to what's going to happen. I'm usually terrible at predicting the games, but here goes. These are the teams I think will make the Elite Eight: North Carolina, Ohio State, Duke, Connecticut, Kansas, Notre Dame, Pittsburgh, and St. John's.

The above painting is of Christina of Denmark, Duchess of Milan. (I'm probably telling you stuff you already know, Julia). It was done by Hans Holbein the Younger, the court painter for Henry VIII. Henry, the English king during the Protestant Reformation, was worried about the possible invasion of England by the now-allies France and the Holy Roman Empire (a Catholic alliance), set out to find a bride from a foreign duchy or country, a country, like England, who had willful disregard for papal authority, and might be willing to be allies with England. His trusted painter Holbien, a German who had done remarkable portraitures of Thomas More and Erasmus among others, traveled to Milan to take the above portrait of Christina, niece of Holy Roman Emperor Charles V. Henry was beside himself with joy and excitement when he saw the painting, but, alas, the marriage, for purely political and bureaucratic reasons, was never to be. It's not clear if Henry ever even met Christina. On a side note, some time later, looking for another prospective bride, Henry found his bride-to-be Anne of Cleves to be far uglier than the portarit of her done a few months earlier by Holbein. Furious, betrayed, Henry eventually divorced her and took out his disillusionment not on Holbein, but on his long-time minister and adviser Thomas Cromwell, who had negotiated the marriage, beheading him after a stint at the Tower of London.

Pizza tonight! Yippy skippy!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Stay-cation



Word of the day: agelast : someone who never laughs

A stay-cation! Six days off! I'm looking forward to hanging out with Julia and Gabriel, watching movies, starting Rosetta Stone, going on a date, maybe dropping by the park, finishing the book I'm reading now, watching some basketball...

Last night, we watched The Next Three Days, a dynamite, crackerjack thriller with Russell Crowe as a Pittsburgh professor planning to break his wife (Elizabeth Banks) out of prison, where she is serving a life sentence for killing her boss. Written and directed with sturdy, mounting tension by Paul Haggis, the film gets off to a terrific start, slows down during its middle leg, laying the groundwork for a brilliantly staged chase scene, one of the best in recent memory. One of Haggis's feats is that he isn't afraid to have his characters remain so unlikable and unsympathetic for so long; Crowe's relentless, one-track insistence of Banks' innocence really tests the audience's goodwill. Sharply edited, well-acted, full of fine location shooting, it's a real winner.

I can't say as much for Stone, a dreary, one-note drama with a lot of build-up and little to no payoff. Robert DeNiro is the caseworker who takes on titular prisoner Edward Norton, never aware that the latter is trying to manipulate the older, listless, about-to-retire man into a relationship with his wife (Milla Jovovich). The movie is intriguing for a while, but there's simply no culmination to any of the drama, no resolution (let alone a satisfying one) to the escalating tension. There are lot of religious overtones and,, frankly, a little of that goes a long way.

Paranormal Activity 2 freaked me out big-time. I felt it was a more vigorous workout than the first one, creepier, eerier, with bigger scares, slightly diminished only by its abrupt ending.

Another piece of trivia: Can you name the 4-time Oscar-nominated star who has been in the following films: the voice in Eagle Eye, Next (with Nic Cage), The Shipping News, Evolution, the-SNL-skit-made-into-a-movie The Ladies Man, the remake of Psycho, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, Assassins (with Sly Stallone and Antonio Banderas), Benny & Joon, The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, and Madonna's Body of Evidence?

Because I'm approaching the last hundred or so pages of Kate Morton's The Forgotten Garden, a first-rate novel, in which the great portrait painter John Singer Sargent is a minor character, I decided to include one of Sargent's most famous paintings, Madame X, a work that unleashed a furious scandal when it was shown at the Salon in 1884 because of its suggestiveness of sexuality and the pale, pasty skin tone of the woman, modeled on the socialite Madame Gautreau. Sargent eventually left Paris.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Wednesday, March 2



Word of the day: diophysitic : possessed of two distinct, conflicting natures

Sick day! Sick day! Because of a larger-than-expected bonus check, the fam went on a shopping spree today and it felt great. The purchases: a Blu-Ray player, two Blu-Ray movies, a new Nikon camera, a Wii games, and various other necessities. Julia also got some plus-sized bras today.

Gabriel has been sick this week and, naturally, I caught the bug; so did Julia, although not as virulently. The Oscars were a bust, a boring, indifferent bust. James Franco was leaden and smug, and there were absolutely no surprises in terms of the winners.

How do I love Julia? Let me count the ways... A million, a trillion, a zillion ways! Gorgeous, firm, brilliant, witty, honest, an outrageously good, caring mother, hardworking, sexy. Unreal.

Have I seen any movies this week? Hmmm, the only thing knew was Woody Allen's You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger, an enjoyable old bit of the same old, with a first-rate cast (Naomi Watts, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Brolin, among others), the usual neurotic woes (although the screenplay isn't littered with the fall-back one-liners of old), some curiously anonymous London location shooting. It would be fun to try and compose a list of Hollywood and British stars, those with Oscars, those who have merely been nominated, who haven't been in one of Allen's movies.

Trivia: Can you name the Oscar-winning actor who has starred in the following movies, some of the worst-reviewed movies ever made?

Joe Dirt, The Country Bears, Gigli, The Stepford Wives, Balls of Fury, Click, Domino, Envy, The Rundown, Kangaroo Jack, Wayne's World 2, and America's Sweethearts.

Think about it.

Today's artist is Winslow Homer. The above painting is Gloucester Harbor from 1873. Largely self-taught (it is rumored that he learned to paint by copying photographs), Homer (1836-1910) began his career as an illustrator before he travelled along with the Union army during the Civil War, etching out powerful portraits of tired, weary soldiers, nervous, flopping horses. These images became famous in Harper's. He is most famous, however, for the watercolors of the Maine shore; he spent the final years of his life in Prout's Neck, Maine. Unlike the Hudson River School artists, he didn't sentimentalize nature although his paintings do tend to memoralize mid-century innocence. He used watercolor to convey the immediacy of experience - beautifully.

Did you guess the quiz's answer? If you did, try this one: Which Oscar-nominated actor has appeared in the following clunkers:

Yogi Bear, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, 50 First Dates, Christmas With the Kranks, Crossroads (yes, the Britney Spears vehicle), The Curse of the Jade Scorpion, Pearl Harbor, Evolution, Loser, Celtic Pride, Blues Brothers 2000, Feeling Minnesota, Sgt. Bilko, Tommy Boy, and Casper.